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Mar 16, 2023
Mar 16, 2023
1hr 12 min
That's right! We're talking about George Lucas and his not-at-all acclaimed, would-be magnum opus — Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace. We think you-sa gonna like this week's discussion on our... 100th Episode of Nigh Unwatchable / It is Nigh (OMG!)! So why don't you, ah, give us a review on the app you're using to listen. It'll be like a gift for our 100th year of podcasting... As we always say on this show, "Our podcast existed before podcasts! And the internet!"
For next week, we will be watching Honk For Jesus. Save Your Soul. if you want to watch along! Love you peeps!
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Mar 9, 2023
Mar 9, 2023
48 min
If you thought The Happening was M. Night Shyamalan's worst masterpiece, think again. The Last Airbender is a movie based on Season 1 of the Nickelodeon hit series, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and the movie does the show some serious injustice. Join us for this week's hilarious chat about one of the worst adaptations of all time.
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Mar 2, 2023
Mar 2, 2023
40 min
Hello fellow fans! Hope you're in a TV mood this week because we're discussing the pilot episode of Netflix's new all-star reality competition show, Perfect Match. This show is the best and worst of what Netflix's Reality TV Universe can offer, so buckle up and join us for the ride!
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Perfect Match is a new Netflix show that purportedly aims to pair-off contestants until they can find their so-called perfect match. For many reasons beyond the presence of Nick Lachey, Perfect Match has the makings a truly toxic reality-TV juggernaut. Enjoy the discussion!
Feb 23, 2023
Feb 23, 2023
1hr 5 min
Do you remember the scientific method? Mark Wahlberg sure does! Join us for a discussion about M. Night Shyamalan's worst movie, The Happening.
The Happening stars Marky Mark, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, and Jeremy Strong. Only one of those people does a good job... because this movie is bad!
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Feb 16, 2023
Feb 16, 2023
38 min
We promised you a Spiderman episode, and here it is! Join us for a discussion about how one might go about fixing Sam Raimi's not unsalvageable Spider-Man 3.
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Feb 9, 2023
Feb 9, 2023
1hr 13 min
This week, we're discussing Brian De Palma's 1980 film, Dressed to Kill. Michael Caine stars alongside Angie Dickinson and Nancy Allen in a movie that is somehow both "of its time" and a harbinger for moral panics to come. In this episode, we delve into the movie's themes of violence, and De Palma's de facto representation of systemic oppression. And of course, we discuss the bigotry that runs rampant throughout this movie and the messaging behind it. | If you'd like to watch along with us for the next episode, we will be discussing Sam Raimi's SPIDER-MAN 3 next week.
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Feb 2, 2023
Feb 2, 2023
41 min
Join us for a discussion about what may qualify as the worst movie of 2021. That's right - we're doing an episode on Pinocchio: A True Story, the children's movie starring none other than Pauly Shore in the titular role. It's a masterclass is fever dream storytelling - this is definitely not one to skip!
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Jan 29, 2023
Jan 29, 2023
59 min
Welcome back to Nigh Unwatchable! This week we're discussing The Samaritan, a 2022 film starring Sylvester Stallone. It's weird and bad, and we hope you enjoy laughing along with us during this episode!
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Jan 20, 2023
Jan 20, 2023
32 min
That's right, we're going to discuss whether "Velma" is watchable or not on today's episode! From Forbes to BuzzFeed, the critics are polarized over this new show by Mindy Kaling, so it's time for two un-qualified white podcast hosts to finally settle this! (Lol)
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Jan 17, 2023
Jan 17, 2023
53 min
Nigh Unwatchable has a special mid-week episode for you, and it's about the 1996 movie, Executive Decision! This flick stars Kurt Russell, Halle Berry, Oliver Platt, B.D. Wong, one of the Trumps, and none other than legendary terrible person Steven Seagal. Join us for this conversation about a film that truly is nigh unwatchable.
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