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Happy Turkey Day! (Back Next Week)

Happy Turkey Day, losers! We'll be back next week :)

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xXx: State of the Union (2005)

Step aside, Vin Diesel, it's Ice Cube's turn! While in many ways a worse movie than the first xXx, the sequel is a helluva lot of fun. A young Ice Cube, an evil Willem Defoe — it's another movie of its time, and we love that about the xXx movies! This is a fun episode, so join us for the ride ;)

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xXx (2002)

Get ready to enter the XANDER ZONE cuz we're talking about xXx, the early 2000s classic starring Vin Diesel and Samuel L. Jackson. This movie is of its time in a number of ways that would be cooler if the flick was better made. Join us as we go through the "very 2002" twists & turns that xXx has in store!

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Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

For this Halloween season, we're taking a dive into the shallow waters of the Bahamas by way of the 4th Jaws movie, Jaws: The Revenge! This movie is both everything and nothing that you'd expect it to be. From the Michael Caine to the human-hunting shark, you're in for a shockingly boring ride! Join us for a goofy chat about it :)

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MILF Manor: Episode Two is Poo-Poo

We did it twice! We watched the first two episodes of MILF Manor, a show that will truly test your faith in humanity — and we're talking about the creators here, not contestants! Join us for Part Two of our discussion.

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MILF Manor: Episode One is No Fun

Have you heard of this show? MILF Manor is the essence of cringe in many ways, but it also makes you wanna write a stern letter to the producers. 

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MEG 2: THE TRENCH

Are you ready for big shark to be BIGGER?! 

Listen to this episode, and find out if you got what it takes!

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BS High and The Story of Roy Johnson

It's a special episode today! In contrast to our normally nigh unwatchable content, we watched an excellent documentary called BS High! Join us for a chat about the con-man behind this story, and the Ohio high schoolers on whom he preys.

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Superman III (1983)

This movie is terrible and stale. But let us tell you why!

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The Hateful Eight: Part Two

That's right, bubbies! We're STILL talking about a bad, bad Tarantino movie today! 

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